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The Force is not strong with this one.



There's a 22-year-old guy in Carter County, in northeast Tennessee, whose real name is Luke Sky Walker.  There's a space between Sky and Walker because "Sky" is his given middle name.



Anyway, he was in the news last year after he violated his probation by stealing 46 road signs.  The story got enough attention that Mark Hamill even tweeted about it . . . although, to be fair, Mark Hamill tweets about everything.



Mark Hamill?@HamillHimself

The real crime here is Mr. & Mrs. Walker saddling this poor guy with that name in the first place. 

Luke Sky Walker lands in jail after arrest in Tennessee

The Force was not with a man named Luke Sky Walker when he was arrested this week by Tennessee police, according to a report.


4:21 AM - Dec 2, 2018

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And now, Luke Sky Walker is back in the news . . . because there's a warrant out for his arrest.  He's been charged with theft of property over $1,000, and the sheriff's department is trying to track him down.



And yes, Mark Hamill has already tweeted about it again . . . making a very self-aware joke about bad sequels. 



Mark Hamill?@HamillHimself

The sequel that nobody asked for & no one wants to see. 

Luke Sky Walker wanted by police in Tennessee

The Carter County Sheriff's Office issued an arrest warrant for 22-year-old Luke Sky Walker on property theft charges.


2:08 PM - Aug 7, 2019

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(ABC 9 - Chattanooga)



(Here's Luke Sky Walker's mugshot.)

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