There's a woman named Georgia Zowacki who lives in West Newton, Pennsylvania. And she had a birthday on Wednesday . . . she turned 55.
So she expected her new boyfriend, David Rae, to do something. They've been living together for four months.
But . . . he didn't do ANYTHING. He didn't get her a present. He didn't buy her a cake. He didn't even get her a CARD.
So after Georgia spent her birthday drinking vodka, she wound up grabbing a box cutter and going after David with it.
He ended up with some cuts on his arm. And Georgia was arrested on several charges, including aggravated assault and reckless endangerment.
(The Smoking Gun)
(Here's her mugshot.)