Assaulting someone with a condiment still counts as assaulting someone, guys.
There's a 37-year-old guy named Peter Wagman in Pinellas Park, Florida . . . and he's been with his 41-year-old girlfriend for 11 years.
Well, on Saturday night, they got into an argument. She eventually went to sleep. But she woke up at 4:45 A.M. to find Peter standing over her . . . POURING KETCHUP on her in bed. And he yelled, quote, "That's what you get, [b-word]."
He was arrested for misdemeanor domestic battery.
This isn't the first time the cops have come to their place either. They've both been arrested for domestic battery on each other before, although the charges in both of those cases were dropped.
(The Smoking Gun)
(Here's his mugshot.)