In the ancient Olympics, the athletes were totally naked. This guy . . . is no Olympian.
The cops in Longwood, Florida got a call on Sunday night about a NAKED MAN at a park.
And when they got there, they found a 29-year-old guy named Jordon Anderson who was totally nude . . . and shooting hoops.
According to the police report, when they asked him what he was doing, he said, quote, "he was working on his basketball skills and he feels playing naked enhances his skill level."
It's not clear if that was true or not, but either way, he was arrested for indecent exposure.
(The Smoking Gun)
(Here's his mugshot . . . it seems like he might not have been in a totally sober state of mind.)