Does this count as kicking yourself?
There's a 58-year-old woman named Michelle Jackson in Marrero, Louisiana. And last week, her 59-year-old boyfriend dumped her for good after a six-year on-again, off-again relationship.
And that made Michelle so angry that she did the only logical thing . . . later that night, while he was asleep, she grabbed his PROSTHETIC LEG and started hitting him with it.
He wound up with a pretty nasty cut on his head . . . and she was arrested for aggravated battery.
(New Orleans Times-Picayune)