Not to make light of the story we've got right here . . . but I hate to see my top fantasy turn so tragic.
There's a 44-year-old woman named Windi Thomas in Erie, Pennsylvania. And she just pleaded guilty to murdering her 44-year-old boyfriend Keeno Butler back in March.
How'd she do it? Windi checks in at over 300 POUNDS . . . Keeno was 120 . . . and she CRUSHED him.
Apparently they'd had a bad argument because she was drunk and wanted to SMOKE CRACK, and he didn't. And they wound up on the couch, where she literally SMOTHERED him to death.
She also cut him on the hand with a knife and hit him with a table leg during the fight.
Windi pleaded guilty to third-degree murder on Monday and she'll be looking at 18 to 36 years in prison.
(Go Erie / FOX 5 - New York)
(Here's a picture of Windi with Keeno, in better times.)