A big problem with a May-December romance is that your schedules don't always sync up. Although, if this woman had just waited another hour, her much-older husband might have been up for breakfast anyway . . .
Last Tuesday, 31-year-old Holly Akers decided to go on a cleaning binge and vacuum her house in Tampa, Florida at THREE IN THE MORNING. And it woke her husband up.
We don't know his exact age, but he's over 65. So he's at least 34 years older than her, or more than twice her age.
He tried moving rooms to get away from the noise, but she kept following him. So it sounds like maybe she was TRYING to cause drama.
Then they got into a fight about it, and she hit him on the nose with one of the vacuum attachments.
He only ended up with a scratch, but called the cops. She denied hitting him, but she's now facing a felony charge for battery on a person 65 or older.
(TampaBay.com / WTFFlorida)
(Here's her mugshot.)